Posted by admin | Posted in Gardening Articles | Posted on 18-02-2010
Tags: Garden......, Have, Hoses, Obsession, With
Whenever I think of a standard green garden hose, I get a powerful erection. And not just any hose. It has to be a rubber garden hose. (Though white PVC pipe can give me a similar but less powerful erection.)
Whenever I SEE a garden hose with water flowing through it, I ejaculate and then I cant walk for a few minutes. Is this normal? What could it mean?
it might mean you are gay or have penis envy… whatever floats your boat